Now don’t get me wrong I like a girl in a bikini and I am very partial to a larger figure lady but there are some extremes going on here in Spain which are very unpleasant.

Recently I was at a municipal pool with my kids when the XXXXL Power Puff girls entered (If you don’t know who the power puff girls are you’re too old to be using the internet anyway but go here to find out http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/ppg/).

These three entered and stripped off into the ubiquitous pink, green and blue as befitting, bubbles, buttercup and blossom except these three were more buffalo, baboon and bison.

Originally the script for the power puff girls went like this

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!”

These girls were not so much fighting the forces of evil as fighting the force of gravity!

As for superpowers these girls had those as well.

Buffalo had the ability to keep her huge ass in the tiny piece of material she called a bikini bottom without her own ass eating it, no mean feat believe me.

Baboon could keep her enormous sagging breasts in Pamela Anderson mode whilst only wearing a piece of string as a bikini top.

Bison was capable of jumping in the pool without either emptying it or losing the napkin she called a bikini bottom –oh thank you lord !!

I am not adverse to the site of a fuller figure but there is only so much flesh a normal human male can take in one sitting.

Girls, go and buy a nice supportive swimsuit or at least wear a sarong and save my sensitive nature from more trauma.