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Giant Sweet Potato
A villager of Nieles in the Alpujarras (Cástaras), Antonio Mayor, has found in his garden a giant sweet potato weighing fifteen kilos. Antonio has brought the awesome sweet potato into the corner of the bar of the pensioners village so that residents, tourists and visitors can photograph it.
The Spanish name game
Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero’s socialist government is planning a change in the birth registration laws. Traditionally, Spanish people have two surnames at birth: the first is the father’s and the second, the mother’s. Although under existing laws either can come first, historically it is always the father’s surname which goes before and in Continue reading →
Spanish semen is poor quality!!
Changing lifestyles is taking its toll on the macho Spanish and their may be lead in the pencil but the the little swimmers are lacking life. The quality of Spanish semen has reached a record low because of a worsening lifestyle. Researchers say that sperm quality has been falling for the 30 years, caused by Continue reading →
Immigrant found hiding in the dashboard of a Volkswagan Golf at Melilla frontier
The National Police have discovered an immigrant trying to get into Melilla from Morocco hidden in the dashboard of an adapted Volkswagen Golf. A spokesman for the border control point at Farhana, explained that the driver was acting suspiciously, which led them to inspect the vehicle. They found a 25 year old man from the Continue reading →
Traffic Guardia Civil awarded points for giving fines
The plan comes in response to an alleged work to rule being carried out by the Tráfico agents Spain’s traffic Guardia are, from this month, being assessed for the number of fines they issue. The group which represents them, the AUGG, claims the move is an attempt to stop their so called ‘dropped ball point Continue reading →
No clean hands in Extremadura as masturbation given the thumbs up!
Legal action against a masturbation workshop has been thrown out of court in Extremadura Clean hands no, Masturbation yes. The Prosecutors’ Office of the High Court in Extremadura has archived the case brought by the far right wing group ‘Manos Limpias’ (Clean hands) against masturbation classes being promoted by the Junta de Extremadura. The classes Continue reading →
Catalunya – Building company wins planning appeal to build 100 room brothel
The promoters of this club, the company Vimetera SL, then appealed to the court of administrative law number 2 of Girona, which ruled against them Catalunya – Building company wins planning appeal to build 100 room brothel A ruling from the Superior Tribunal de Justicia de Catalunya requires the City of La Jonquera (Girona) grant Continue reading →
Man arrested for riding child’s trike in Sevilla
The man was said to be riding the tricycle in a ‘dangerous fashion’ The Guardia Civil from San Juan de Azalfarnache in Sevilla have denounced a person for riding a children’s toy tricycle ‘in a dangerous fashion’. The rider was coming down a slope in the El Manchón Industrial Estate in Sevilla ‘at full speed Continue reading →
Valencia teacher fined for calling pupil a useless idiot
He must pay 300 Euro for an offence of unfair harassment A teacher in Valencia has been fined 300 € for calling one of his pupils up to the blackboard and mocking him in front of the entire class, year six at a junior school in the province. Europa Press said the class burst into Continue reading →







